a broken hip, slip, trip or fall,

blue rinsed glamour youve got it all,

if i as so clever then why play the fool.

 

two world wars and thats at least,

a prosthetic leg and thats no mean feat,

the last of the big bands,

smoking ban oh what a plan, lets link hands.

 

friends with rigor mortis

driving a brand new skoda

friends with rigor mortis

prozac, hypochondriac.

 

secure housing one and all,

as i said

if i as so clever then why play the fool,

if you are so clever, then who are the fall,

the football results could hold a little clue.

 

tinsel and turkey coach trips,

personally i think you should get a grip,

change the wheel, continue on your road.

tubulent times and turbulent minds,

promotion, elavation,

big birthday cakes all round.

smear campaigns and cheap champagne,

this is my gravy train,

two tourists burning aeroplanes,

or is it airplane's,

i think thats like mobile,

or is that mobil.